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Danie Roy

After ignored requests to voluntarily block The Pirate Bay, UK Internet Service Providers (ISPs) are now being ordered by the High Court to block the popular link site.

Like any good internet provider, the UK ISPs did not take blocking sites lightly. Even though The Pirate Bay is a site infamous for infringing copyright, requests to block content should always be considered a big deal. Not simply acquiescing to anyone who requests a content block does, after all, prevent innocent sites from being blocked (although I think we can all agree that The Pirate Bay is anything but innocent).

So, what happens now? Well, the UK ISPs will block The Pirate Bay, probably using a redirect. How will they enforce it?Well, after that, there’s not a whole lot the ISPs are required to do… which is why they probably won’t be held accountable when tech savvy pirates bypass it. Now, keep in mind, I don’t condone bypassing blocks to The Pirate Bay… and I’m quite sure we all know I don’t condone the use of The Pirate Bay. However, as someone who has been on the internet for longer than 10 minutes and also has a basic understanding of how the internet works, I know that those blocks are very easy to bypass. You don’t even need to be a “1337 H4X0RZ!1″ to do it, either. And no, I’m not going to tell you how.

I tend to agree with Virgin Media, who pretty much summed up the most reasonable take on this whole thing:

As a responsible ISP, Virgin Media complies with court orders addressed to the company but strongly believes that changing consumer behaviour to tackle copyright infringement also needs compelling legal alternatives, such as our agreement with Spotify, to give consumers access to great content at the right price.

We’ll see how this plays out.

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Danie Roy

Last time, we talked about claiming God as an invention. Philosophical religious discussions aside, you can’t do that. Even if we assume that a deity is patentable subject matter, there’s probably enough prior art for the Examiner to have a field day. And, of course, we already knew that you can’t claim to BE God, either.

Before we begin, a quick confession: I’m actually disappointed that this guy didn’t name God as a co-inventor. He did, however, phrase his claims to say “(GOD) and I claim:”

Oh, and did I mention that this is a two-for one? Meet US Published Patent Applications 2001/0028237 and 2002/0063549: “Perpetual motion energy of (GOD) on generating stations” and “Perpetual motion energy of (GOD) on countenance energy and motor starting in a vehicle.”

The files in Public Pair do not disappoint, either. The attorney docket numbers are both (GOD) ALMIGHTY. Unfortunately, I can’t get access to the image file wrappers… I always enjoy seeing how the Examiners handle these situations.

As always, the moral of the story is always contact a registered patent practitioner before filing. 1)You’ll know whether your invention is patentable or not, 2)You’ll save money either way, and 3)If it is patentable, you’ll get a BETTER patent.

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I really feel like we can’t reiterate what is and isn’t allowed to be patented according to 35 USC 101. The short version is, if you need to use the words “natural,” “God,” “perpetual motion,” “physics-defying,” “psychic,” or any combination or variant of the above, it’s probably NOT patentable. When in doubt, contact your friendly neighborhood patent practitioner.  Shockingly, there are never any shortages of patent applications for this subject matter.

Now, we’ve already discussed some variant of all of the above, such as “Godly Powers” and “Perpetual Motion Devices.”  Somehow, I managed to actually stumble upon patent applications for God himself and Perpetual Energy supplied by God. How is this different from Godly Powers you ask? In Godly Powers, the applicant claimed to be God. This new application is claiming God.

The correct answer to "can I patent God?"

Or at least, that’s what I can make out. The application claims to be a continuation of a patent on a drain trap as well as almost a page’s worth of other applications. In the words of the Examiner, “The claim(s) are narrative in form and replete with indefinite and functional or operational language.” The same goes for the rest of the application. As if that weren’t enough, the applicant cursed no less than nine times in the application, rightfully raising objections from the Examiner.

To be clear: never ever ever ever ever EVER curse in an application. One, it makes you sound uneducated. Two, you’re never going to get an Examiner to allow an application like that. Three, it’s against the rules (37 CFR 1.3).

Tune in next time for Part II: Holy Perpetual Motion!

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Danie Roy

No, we aren’t talking about tribbles today. Today, we’re going to discuss soybeans. Okay, before I lose all the carnivores reading this, we’re actually talking about plants in general; the particular case we’re discussing (Bowman v Monsato) just happens to be about soybeans.

Tribbles are cuter than soybeans.

Before we start, let’s cover some plant patent basics. The USPTO website says that:

A plant patent is granted by the Government to an inventor (or the inventor’s heirs or assigns) who has invented or discovered and asexually reproduced a distinct and new variety of plant, other than a tuber propagated plant or a plant found in an uncultivated state. The grant, which lasts for 20 years from the date of filing the application, protects the inventor’s right to exclude others from asexually reproducing, selling, or using the plant so reproduced. This protection is limited to a plant in its ordinary meaning:

  • A living plant organism which expresses a set of characteristics determined by its single, genetic makeup or genotype, which can be duplicated through asexual reproduction, but which can not otherwise be “made” or “manufactured.”
  • Sports, mutants, hybrids, and transformed plants are comprehended; sports or mutants may be spontaneous or induced. Hybrids may be natural, from a planned breeding program, or somatic in source. While natural plant mutants might have naturally occurred, they must have been discovered in a cultivated area.
  • Algae and macro fungi are regarded as plants, but bacteria are not.

Now, for backstory: Monsato bioengineered a soybean plant that would be resistant to Monsato’s herbicide, Round Up. This soybean, colloquially described as “Round Up Ready,” was patented and sold to farmers, accompanied by a contract requiring farmers no not re-plant future generations of beans. The farmers could, however, sell those beans as food.

Bowman figured out that, if he bought the food beans and planted them, a funny thing happened: the beans produced the patented plants. He then saved the seeds from those harvests and continued planting. How, you ask? Surely they were mixed in with regular soybeans, you ask? Well, they were – but the Round Up Ready beans had become so popular that, in any given handful, a vast majority would be descendants of the patented plant. In fact, the beans are so popular that it’s difficult to buy any beans that AREN’T Round Up Ready. Even if regular beans were mixed in, those could be killed off by applying… Round Up.

Monsato figured out what was going on, and accused Bowman of, loosely defined, manufacturing plants that infringed on its patent. Bowman countered, claiming that he was not bound by a contract through Monsato, and the exhaustion doctrine should apply in this case.

The exhaustion doctrine in patent law is a bit like the first sale doctrine in copyrights: first unrestricted sale of an item exhausts the patentee’s rights to control over that item. In other words, by buying the beans from the food market (sale) without a contract from Monsato (unrestricted), Bowman believed he had a right to do with the beans as he pleased, including replanting indefinitely.

The Federal Circuit sided with Monsato, finding that Bowman infringed. The Supreme Court is requesting that the US Solicitor General weigh in before deciding whether to grant certiorari. This is a bit of a difficult situation, so getting a lot of opinions is, after all, a good idea.

On one extreme, advocated by Monsato, plants and other self-replicating patented technology should be exempt from the exhaustion doctrine. In this scenario, however, some poor kindergartener’s science project is going to be infringing.

On the other extreme, advocated by Bowman, Monsato might be entitled to all of ONE sale of ONE seed and theoretically no longer be in control of its invention at all. I think we can all agree that that’s not horribly fair to Monsato, either.

The problem with self-replicating technology is that it is self-replicating. You only need one to have as many as you want, and there’s really no way to lay down  a hard rule without someone feeling slighted, and not without good reason. We’ll just have to wait and see if SCOTUS picks this one up.

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Danie Roy

The Supreme Court vacated the previous decision in Myriad and remanded the case back to the Federal Circuit to be retried in light of the recent Prometheus decision.  I’d be lying if I said I was surprised. If you over simplify, and I mean REALLY over simplify, Myriad and Prometheus are cases about diagnostic tests. However, Prometheus was a simple observation patent, while Myriad is significantly more complex.

I can’t claim to know much about the patents other than they involve isolating DNA to determine ovarian and breast cancer risk. Reading through what I could understand, however, the patents are directed to something significantly more complex and involved than the Prometheus patents.

What this case will really come down to is likely whether or not the patents are mere observation. If they are, they will likely be struck down. In either scenario, we will likely see this case back in the Supreme Court in a few more years, and Myriad will still be profiting from their patents in the meantime.


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